- "FeeCo Depot- Where will we send you today?"
- "FeeCo Extractors : Drink Twice- Feel Nice -One Price!"
FeeCo Depot Main Lobby - DestinationsEdit
The destinations listed below are list as they were during the period of time prior to the company's demise:
- RuptureFarms - "Out of Service"
- Bonewerkz - 2nd Mudokon Bone Factory Production
- Slig Barracks - Authorized Personnel Only
- Vykkers Labs - Under Construction (Coming Soon)
- SoulStorm Brewery - Requires Clearance From V.P. Aslik, Dir. Phleg, and Gen. Dripik
- Necrum Mines - Mudokon Bone Extractors via SoulStorm Mining Co.
Uncle Aslik's Tourist TipsEditAs a "tourist", Abe learns how to produce explosive gasses through SoulStorm Brew drinks- sponsored by SoulStorm Brewery via FeeCo Depot.
Here are some tips that V.P. Aslik posted on every Terminal - From first to second, Bonewerkz Terminal, Slig Barracks Terminal, SoulStorm Brewery Terminal, Main Lobby, Executive Office.
- Tip # 1
Fun with Farts!- Phew! look what happens when you drink brew! Fart at your own risk.
- Tip # 2
More fun with Farts!- Chant to possess a fart. Chant again and the fart will explode. Don't try this at home!
- Tip # 3
Don't miss the Slig Barracks! Commanded by the one and only General Dripik. It's not a destination: It's an adventure!
- Tip # 4
Where do you want to go? How about SoulStorm Brewery? Can you guess our secret ingredient?
- Tip # 5
Visit Bonewerkz: Where the magic begins.
- Tip # 6
Only Sligs can use Slig Voice Locks!
- Tip # 7
Make friends with Slogs - While they eat, beat feet!
- Tip # 8
Even more fun with possesed farts! - They can fly!; They can can explore!; They can explode!
- Tip # 9
Greeters welcome you! - Originally created to be self-promoted vending machines, Greeters would do anything for a sale, including electrocuting their customers. Unable to fix the bugs, the Glukkons now use greeters as security guards. Remember! - If you don't move, they can't see ya.
- Tip # 10
Kidnapping Mudokons in order to gain the great and terrible powers of Shrykull is strictly forbidden. Shrykull bird portals are illegal and should be reported to waste disposal immediatly.
- Tip # 12
Slapping Sligs is punishable to death! Just as soon as they get up!
- There is a terminal that goes to the Vykkers Labs that was under construction. However, Vykkers Labs is airborne. It is possible that the trains went to a dock, where passengers boarded onto blimps to be ferried to the Labs.